Want to feel the magic of SCOTTCast caressing your scalp as you go about your day? Boy do we have a product for you! This hat is hand-embroidered by our robot overlords and sent directly to you once they get around to it. All it says is S.C.O.T.T.Cast; it’s up to you to describe why the eff you’re wearing it around.
From the manufacturer:
It’s structured and high-profile, with a flat visor and a subtle grey under visor.
• 85% acrylic/15% wool
• Structured, 6-panel, high-profile
• Plastic snap closure
• Grey under visor
• Head circumference: 22” – 24”