After moving SCOTTCast Headquarters from Sunny Hamtramck across town to Sunny Hamtramck 2: A New Beginning, Scott Himself has issued a statement detailing several supposed improvements being implemented to push the art of broadcasting to even further heights.
Your correspondent has cherry-picked a few of these to outline here in an effort to get SCOTTCastigators back to living their busy lives:
- SCOTTCast HQ is being outfitted with industry-standard microphones and other technologies to produce clear audio so you can enjoy SCOTTCast anywhere you see fit.
- Guests from fields as varied and intellectually stimulating as the visual arts, philosophy, evolutionary theory, exercise physiology, psychology, filmmaking, history, and kitchen sciences are being secured for interviews and colorful conversation.
- Along with the flagship program The Super Colorful Original Telecommunicated Transmission Otherwise Known As SCOTTCast, pre-production for several themed video and audio programs are underway and set to join the SCOTTCast family this fall.
Needless to say, the hubbub around Hamtramck is reaching a deafening pitch and your correspondent is losing sleep keeping up.
Stay tuned and subscribe. The next episode, tentatively titled “Hitler Eyes” is set to release in the upcoming week.
Glory be to SCOTTCast,